April 2010
10 posts
Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt...
– Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi
HA
What about the boys?
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Dinner tonight: a orange and assorted easter...
The good balances out the bad, plus I ate a big lunch!
My cat has a better personality than your boyfriend.
March 2010
40 posts
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Octopus hands
New Jeff (trying to solicit help doing the lab dishes): I could use the help. When can you have too many hands?
Peter (without hesitation): When you are an octopus.
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Cool Gramps
Sam Weir: You look like my grandpa.
Bill Haverchuck: What, is you grandpa super cool?
I was jinxed from the word go. The first time I was ever kissed was in a...
– The Apartment
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Because if smart women who know how smart they are intimidate men (and they do),...
– Tiger Beatdown: 13 Ways of Looking at Liz Lemon (required reading) (via syntheticpubes)
(cue maniacal laughter) (via meaghano)
Observation
It’s impossible to walk downhill in a completly ladylike manner. You always look somewhat butch.
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You came in with the breeze
on Sunday morning
Being in trouble is a fake idea
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On another note
every girl I know who saw Crazy Heart, now has a thing for Jeff Bridges. Myself included. He was just so gosh, darn good. Even if his character was a slightly overweight, alcoholic…he redeemed himself in the end. Made us all swoon.
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Megan…you are a hipster
– Peter, because I wore converse high tops to lab today. And yes “hipster shoes” on google images has pics of my shoes. dangit.
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To the snowboarders I met in the parking lot last...
We both just got done with some night snow action. The snow was soft and slushy, like a slurpee. It was closing time, but I didn’t want to go. I was walking out to my car at the bottom of the hill and I saw a truck full of you dudes. You all were sitting there with your windows open. I got nervous that I would have to interact. You said hello as I approached. I took off my gear and...
inonemorehour:
itsalwayssunny:
“Uh, Later Dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.”
- Charlie Kelly; America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Model Contest.Season 4, Episode 3, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
(Never stops being funny)
(Ever.)
I can’t even talk to you
– me, everyday to peter
If you read my blog, you know I am a big fan of pilates. And by pilates I mean...
– Zach Galifianakis
In fact, to paraphrase Folgers, the best part of waking up is a sweet drunk text...
– this
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Your bar is so low it’s a speed bump
– always classy pick up lines